Team…?

batwhatever:



I was…unaware they had teams.

I wish Jacob would put on a shirt, but I suppose that goes with his animal theme…

Edward is a bit too pretentious and cold.

I really don’t like either, to be honest. 

-Topknot

brittanyheddon:

poudrerie:

nweese:

chloeaulait:

I am honestly so upset that Kristen fucking Stewart was cast for this role. I can only imagine her dragging this film down with her horrible, one-dimensional acting skills. WHY HER?! She couldn’t have been first choice, she just couldn’t have been.

EEK excited for this! except kristen stewart, who the fuck made that decision…

KRISTEN STEWART? -____________-

UGH

Eeep! Super excited for this. I don’t really mind that Kirsten is in it. I mean, all we’ve really seen her in is Twilight. *shrug* But this looks awesome. 

Excited to see this regardless of who’s in it. I would love nothing more than for Kristen to prove herself as more than That Girl From Twilight.

-Topknot

(Source: jpierrepontcriss, via astridalpaca)

voldemortoutbitches:joellamarano:

Cast of Harry Potter speaking with American accents.

Probably the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Rupert is actually really good at it.

This is so funny to me, omg.

Twilight Blows.

-Topknot

(via harryfuckingpotter)

I was working on my history homework and glanced over at Lucy, only to see that she was apparently reading the copy of Twilight I borrowed so I could do my rewrite. 
Apparently Lucy has a thing for Vampires? That or she was going over my notes.
-Topknot

I was working on my history homework and glanced over at Lucy, only to see that she was apparently reading the copy of Twilight I borrowed so I could do my rewrite. 

Apparently Lucy has a thing for Vampires? That or she was going over my notes.

-Topknot

My next writing project? Reworking this series.
-Topknot

My next writing project? Reworking this series.

-Topknot

Team Edward:

My friend Julian is the BEST.

-Topknot

"It's Real for Us": i don't get it why harry potter fans are so against twilight?

mypatronusisyou:

real life situations ok so where did you meet the vampire you’re dating and hey is your best friend a werewolf too

LINDSEY OH MY GOD

HARRY POTTER BRINGS OUT THE KID IN YOU AND TWILIGHT TOUCHES REAL LIFE SITUATIONS?

TWILIGHT IS ABOUT SPARKLING VAMPIRES, DRINKING BLOOD,…

I had this really interesting devil’s advocate argument written out to this, where I listed all the lulzy things about Harry Potter, talked about how we ought to live and let live, no matter how stupid we think other people’s fandoms are, and made an attempt to list the life lessons to be learned from Twilight, but then when I read back over it, I realized that, even out of context, Harry Potter was to bad ass for me to make fun in good conscience.

I am a bad hippie. ):

-Topknot

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