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I'm Topknot and this is my personal Tumblr! Here you will find that I am a huge nerd, an avid food consumer, and a taker of photos.
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Posts tagged meme

Jul 24 '14
#throwbackthursday I remember  when my whole room was pastel and carousel horses. And now I am erasing the last traces if that room. #topknot #meme (at The House)

#throwbackthursday I remember when my whole room was pastel and carousel horses. And now I am erasing the last traces if that room. #topknot #meme (at The House)

Jul 24 '14
crackervolley:

hipsteroatmeal:


Send me a number and I’ll tell you my unpopular opinion. 
1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.2. A selection of musical artists you do not care for. 3. A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.4. A hobby you “don’t get”.5. A habit you find disgusting.6. Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.7. Your favorite household chore.8. Popular video games that make you go “meh”.9. PC or MAC?10. A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.11. A sport you really like, for whatever reason.12. Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.13. Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.14. A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.15. A habit you have that other people bug you over.16. Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.17. The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.18. A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.19. A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.20. Free rant on whatever you want. 

This is my favorite thing to do anyway so….

Round 2

-Topknot

crackervolley:

hipsteroatmeal:

Send me a number and I’ll tell you my unpopular opinion. 

1. A selection of television programs you do not care for.
2.
A selection of musical artists you do not care for.
3.
A selection of celebrities you couldn’t care less about.
4.
A hobby you “don’t get”.
5.
A habit you find disgusting.
6.
Something in school you really liked doing that everyone else bitched over.
7. Your favorite household chore.
8.
Popular video games that make you go “meh”.
9.
PC or MAC?
10.
A sport you don’t like, for whatever reason.
11.
A sport you really like, for whatever reason.
12.
Television programs you love but have gotten shit for liking.
13.
Musical artists you love but have gotten shit for liking.
14.
A hobby you have/find interesting that other people bother you over/make fun of.
15.
A habit you have that other people bug you over.
16.
Something in school you hating doing and it felt like everyone else loved.
17.
The household chore that makes you want to shoot your own face off.
18.
A selection of video games that you enjoy that perhaps you really shouldn’t.
19.
A celebrity crush that maybe even you don’t understand.
20.
Free rant on whatever you want.

This is my favorite thing to do anyway so….

Round 2

-Topknot

Jul 6 '14
-Topknot

-Topknot

(Source: lucifelle)

Jul 6 '14
kittybots:

bipolarbubbeleh:

venatus:

lisaquestions:

lifeislikeabadrpg:

matociquala:

msfehrwight:

clair-de-lunatic:

letsuseallthecolors:

jinx-with-a-side-of-crazy:

summonersully:

aatrox:

featherfooted:

anshin-fuyu:

rynakonanashi:

steffydoodles:

The purple Oppai… 

Black sink

Blue back-scratcher. *shrugs*

The Black Closet Door. 
what

The Blue Monitor
…I BSOD things.
Beware.

White medal… Not bad.

; // black lamp

Tye Dye Hair Tie..omg

the black mug

The Gray Book

I AM THE CRIMSON TEACUP.

The Teal Scotch Tape.

The Black Controller or The Black Computer. They’re equidistant.

the red tube of icy hot

purple comforter

The Zebra Tablet.  Sounds like some kind of lost religious artifact.

The Yellow and Black Nightlight! Batman Nightlight! 
Or Just “The Black Nightlight”. Sounds more like a super villain to me.
-Topknot

kittybots:

bipolarbubbeleh:

venatus:

lisaquestions:

lifeislikeabadrpg:

matociquala:

msfehrwight:

clair-de-lunatic:

letsuseallthecolors:

jinx-with-a-side-of-crazy:

summonersully:

aatrox:

featherfooted:

anshin-fuyu:

rynakonanashi:

steffydoodles:

The purple Oppai… 

Black sink

Blue back-scratcher. *shrugs*

The Black Closet Door. 

what

The Blue Monitor

…I BSOD things.

Beware.

White medal… Not bad.

; // black lamp

Tye Dye Hair Tie..omg

the black mug

The Gray Book

I AM THE CRIMSON TEACUP.

The Teal Scotch Tape.

The Black Controller or The Black Computer. They’re equidistant.

the red tube of icy hot

purple comforter

The Zebra Tablet.  Sounds like some kind of lost religious artifact.

The Yellow and Black Nightlight! Batman Nightlight!

Or Just “The Black Nightlight”. Sounds more like a super villain to me.

-Topknot

(Source: diaura-yo-ka)

May 6 '14
I’m a very open person but the looks some people give me when I explain why I take 6-7 different medications every day and what they’re for are like I might explode all over them like a bomb at any moment and that I should be treated like stained glass. :/
-Topknot

I’m a very open person but the looks some people give me when I explain why I take 6-7 different medications every day and what they’re for are like I might explode all over them like a bomb at any moment and that I should be treated like stained glass. :/

-Topknot

(Source: fuckyeahbipolarowl)

May 6 '14

stopneglectingyourhealth:

masswisteria:

writingfail:

typette:

yo can I drop some advice all you kids trying to get entry level jobs need to learn? I learned it the hard way and now I shall impart that to you.

when you see this shit, that goes “you need like 10 years experience and all this other qualifications nobody with all that would ever apply for a job like this with”, that means one thing: they are weeding out people who don’t believe they can achieve that level. They go “sigh, I can’t even compete, fuck it.” and don’t apply, saving the company the trouble.

What you, as a fresh new student, need to do- is apply anyway with a Luffy-like optimism that you will get that fucking job!! You don’t have a million years experience BUT YOU’LL TRY AND NEVER GIVE UP ETC. You write an opener letter with that in it, submit your shit, and get that goddamn job because they just found somebody who’s willing to give it a try anyway, who has the confidence and the ability to play with the big boys and they will train you to become a master because fresh meat is vital to the industry. 

tldr: APPLY ANYWAY, YOUNG GRASSHOPPER

i really wish i’d read this three months ago

to those who are still looking for their first job: it wouldn’t hurt to try. the worst thing that can happen is that you get a “no”

So, really interesting statistic that just came up in hiring diversity training at work: women will typically only apply to a position if they feel they meet 100% of the requirements.  Men will typically apply if they feel they meet just 60%.

And guess what?  They still get hired, because a lot of job descriptions are total garbage.  These aren’t crafted masterpieces handed down from the divine goddess of Human Resources.  These are things that were thrown together at the last minute 3 years ago by some manager with too many more important things to do, and they’ve been used untouched ever since.

Think about this, and think about those numbers, ladies.  Think long and hard about this statistic next time you are looking at a job description and telling yourself that you can’t cut it.  You probably can, and applying is free.

(P.S.: I’m happy to give resume advice to people - especially new college grads in the tech industry.  That’s the field I know and do interviews in; I’m not sure if my advice would be as applicable elsewhere.)

^^

I’ve applied for dozens of jobs that are posted just like this. And guess what. THEY WANTED THE EXPERIENCE. They asked if I had it and that was the end of my chance right there, with one answer, I don’t even get to the interview stage. So while it’s all fine and dandy to be all, “Just believe in yourself!” that just doesn’t cover it sometimes. I haven’t started collage yet and so no matter what amount of experience I have I get slapped in the face with a big fat, “We’ll put this on file!”

I am so bitter about and sick of people telling me I can solve me issues if I just had a better outlook on the situation [not implying that the other commenters on this post are telling me this, I mean people in my life] or tried harder.

I’ve been trying to get another job since October 2012! I’ve only had 1 formal interview in that time! Either I am doing something massively wrong or *gasp* SOME PEOPLE MIGHT JUST NOT BE THE KIND OF PERSON PEOPLE WANT TO HIRE. And I’m starting to think that some people, people like me [whatever that entails] will just never be able to find a steady, full time job.

-Topknot

(Source: bearvstheworld)

Apr 9 '14

DO YOUR WORST

  • 1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
  • 2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
  • 3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
  • 4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
  • 5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
  • 6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
  • 7: Do you want to be single?
  • 8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
  • 9: How late did you stay up last night?
  • 10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
  • 11: Last three things you had to drink?
  • 12: Have you pretended to like someone?
  • 13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
  • 14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
  • 15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
  • 16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
  • 17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
  • 18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
  • 19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
  • 20: What would you name your future daughter?
  • 21: Do you miss anyone?
  • 22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
  • 23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
  • 24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • 25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
  • 26: Who did you last see in person?
  • 27: Are you listening to music right now?
  • 28: What is something you currently want right now?
  • 29: What is the last thing you said out lot?
  • 30: How is your heart lately?
  • 31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
  • 32: Are you wearing socks?
  • 33: What do people call you?
  • 34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
  • 35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
  • 36: Who did you last share a bed with?
  • 37: Did you do something bad today?
  • 38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
  • 39: Do you get stressed out easily?
  • 40: Will you sing today?
  • 41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
  • 42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
  • 43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
  • 44: What are you listening to right now?
  • 45: What is wrong with you right now?
  • 46: What is on your wrists right now?
  • 47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea
  • 48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
  • 49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
  • 50: Are you a good artist?
  • 51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
  • 52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
  • 53: Ever been on a golf cart?
  • 54: Do you have trust issues?
  • 55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
  • 56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
  • 57: Do you use chap stick?
  • 58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
  • 59: Do you have a little sister?
  • 60: Have you ever been to New York?
  • 61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
  • 62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
  • 63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
  • 64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
  • 66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
  • 67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
  • 68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
  • 69: Will next Friday be a good one?
  • THERE ARE OVER 200 of you watchers, lets interact!
  • -Topknot
Apr 1 '14
chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Cant’ tell if chest pain is heartache or actual chest pain”]
my girlfriend broke up with me two days ago and I’ve been having this problem since then. It doesn’t feel like my normal chest pain, but I can’t tell if it’s a new symptom or if this is just what heartache feels like.
Whatever it is it sucks.

-Topknot

chronicillnesscat:

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat.Text reads: “Cant’ tell if chest pain is heartache or actual chest pain”]

my girlfriend broke up with me two days ago and I’ve been having this problem since then. It doesn’t feel like my normal chest pain, but I can’t tell if it’s a new symptom or if this is just what heartache feels like.

Whatever it is it sucks.

-Topknot

Dec 31 '13

Anonymous asked:

omg disney is for children!

scurviesdisneyblog:

-Topknot

Nov 16 '13

silver-emerald:

One of these is not like the others.

-Topknot

(Source: phrux)